okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

Drunk calling someone and telling them that you love them at 3am is not romantic, it’s stupid. Because now it’s 3pm the next day and you’re realizing that you aren’t in love with them but you are in still love with the memory of them. You learn once again that alcohol makes feel things that aren’t real. So now you’re stuck lying in bed with a hangover and a knot in your chest the size of Russia remembering that you drunk called your ex again and he’s already moved on and drunk calling his new girl.
― so no, remembering everything when you’re drunk is not lucky. (via n4ughty-y)
honesty hour, answering everything, nothing deleted

Sex would be so clutch right now

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”